A Double Shot of Grace

To cure your post bowling night hangover...

re: The confused sounding noise Grace uses to say hello and goodbye on the phone:

Grace: That was a Graceosaurus noise.

Craig: That's what Jon said?

Grace: Yeah because we saw dinosaurs this weekend.

Craig: You saw dinosaurs this weekend? I thought they were extinct.

Grace: We went to the Natural History Museum. They're still alive there.



re: The existence of the pandemic plan that the firm is following:

Chris: I can't belive we have our own pandemic plan.

Grace: Does that mean we can get more sick days then?





*Bonus Grace*

Upon reading the first draft of this post:
"A Double Shot of Grace? Does that mean I'm Tila Tequila? Yuck."

K-Pop Video Pick of the Day

Grace wanted another Wonder Girls song to be the next video we posted, but when I saw she was listening to a group called "Epik High" I figured we could kill two chicks with one cup. Grace gets to spread her K-Pop love and we can belatedly honor yesterday at the same time. Here's Grace:

"good song by epik high, esp. on rainy days like we've been having lately..."

Reader Submission of the Week

(Well, TSG has reached a landmark in its history: its first reader submission. Thanks to Chris of I-2311 for the contribution.)

A narrative:

Adam P. stands outside his office, dejected, again locked out since management hasn't given him keys and his new officemates are late. Grace approaches. A brief dialogue ensues.

Grace: Morning Adam!
Adam: Hey Grace...
Grace: What's the matter Adam! Locked out?
Adam: Yeah, I...
Grace: Oh! You should get some keys!
Adam: ...
Grace: Bye Adam!

Grace glides away. Adam stands still, alone, waiting for maintenance.

Fin

(Ed. Note: Remember to send observations and anecdotes to thatssograce@gmail.com to keep the dream alive. Anonymity available by request. And Coming Soon...

To Catch a Predator: The Grace Choi Edition)

A little bit of Grace to cap off the week.

Grace: "Tiempo a salir"

Chris: What does that mean?

Grace: You don't know what that means?

Chris: No, I don't speak Spanish. (To Craig) Did you know what that meant?

Craig: Yeah I did. It means time to leave. But I took Spanish.

Grace: You couldn't just, like, tell what that meant?

Chris: Grace, I don't think that's how foreign languages work.

Overheard in I-2307

"Jeez Craig, you're such a bad Korean pop princess!"

K-Pop Jam of the WEEK

I was going to give my own description of what this is, but Grace's explanation to me got Graced out that I'll just leave it to her:

"Stephen Colbert's Time's 100 Influential People nemesis is Rain (Bi). Here's a video that encaptures his K-pop star-studdedness. He's pretty much the Justin Timberlake of Asia. Legit. The song is called 'Rainism.'"

Rainism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l8ao-N1u1c

Colbert:
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/182950/may-10-2007/he-s-singing-in-korean

Burn, Baby, Burn!

You may notice the featured tag on our office's whiteboard. That is the work of our beloved mail guy, George, who one day had to inform Grace that she was on top of the maill room's Burn List. Why, you ask? Well, we're not so sure. Something to do with misinforming the dispatcher of the contents of her rush pickups. All we do know is that Grace unwittingly drew the ire of the entire mail room and that, fair readers, is so Grace.